The WTF-is-happening clarity you’ve been craving.

Not your average reading. No fluff. No fear. Just full-cantaloupe transmission from someone who can see your timeline like a cosmic GPS in the Matrix.

$300 $150 · 60 minutes · Zoom + Recording

SOUL DECODING SESSIONS

50% off introductory offer ends in August

This is not a “pull a few cards and hope it lands” kind of reading.

This is a full-spectrum decoding of what your soul is trying to tell you right now—through tarot, energy tracking, timeline sensing, clairsomatic intuition, and my no-bullshit channel straight from the cosmos.

If you’re feeling tangled in your thoughts, or like your nervous system is holding on to 11 timelines at once? I got you.

This is where clarity lives.

This is where your soul gets to speak.

Because I don’t read cards—I read the field.

You bring the questions.

I bring the channel, the cards, the sass, the multidimensional metaphors, and the kind of truth that settles into your bones and rearranges something.

You don’t come to me for surface-level answers.

You come because you’re ready to remember who you are.

Why book with me?

Decode Your Soul

$300 $150 | 60 min | Zoom + Recording

Includes:

  • Tarot + intuitive soul decoding

  • Timeline & energetic clarity

  • Gentle-but-firm soul truth (yes, I will call you out with love)

  • A cosmic reminder of who TF you are

50% off introductory offer ends in August

Not sure if you believe in this stuff?

It’s cool.

Don’t know what a clairsomatic ping is? No problem.

Burnt out from fake positivity and spiritual bs? Same.

You don’t need to believe in timelines or light codes for this to work.

You just have to show up. The rest will meet you there.